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Hulk Hogan was a keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention
"Let Trumpamania run wild brother, let Trumpamania rule again, let Trumpamania make America great again!" - Hulk Hogan

Rapists, and racists, and conmen, oh my! From Hulk Hogan to Kid Rock, the 2024 Republican National Convention had a clown for every type of debased circus. All the red-nosed cokeheads and clowns were present at the 2024 Republican National Circus. It's difficult to imagine that once the likes of the Bush's and Reagan's dominated these proceedings with class, elegance, and dignity. Now, the RNC is filled with criminals, rapists, and wife beaters like Donald Trump, Dana White, and "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan. With Trump as the head of the Republican Party, gone is any semblance of class, virtue, and American values. Instead, the GOP has been replaced by a who's who of b-list infomercial celebrities, who like the My Pillow Guy before them, are making their best effort to sell Trump's brand of fascism to the American public. 

The Clowns 

After a live on-air argument between alleged pedophile Matt Gaetz and much-maligned former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, Americans wondered if the GOP could go any lower, and whether things could possibly get any more embarrassing for the Republican Party. The 2024 RNC has proven that things absolutely could and absolutely would! Oh, how low they can go. 

Marjorie Taylor-Green confirmed that she saw an angel save Donald Trump from an assassin's bullet,

"I believe we all witnessed a miracle, literally. Before it happened, the flag above got blown in the wind and it got tied into what literally looked like an angel. Did you see that video? Oh my gosh, you guys have to find that. It was truly - it was like an angel coming down and it was the American flag tied. They had to bring it down and all the people in the stands helped unravel it. It was literally before he [Donald Trump came out on the stage."

Then there was Trump sycophant and fish-lipped daughter-in-law Kimberly Guilfoyle, who displayed her amazing intellectual prowess by shaming the heroes of Normandy and confusing fascism with communism, 

"It is no wonder that the heroes who stormed the beaches of Normandy and faced down COMMUNISM sadly say that they don't recognize our country anymore." 

There was once a time orchestras performed symphonic music at Republican Conventions, flawlessly playing the music of high society. That time is clearly no longer. Instead, MAGA metal star and trailer trash living Kid Rock performed for the unenthused Trump Family and tens of fans. 


'Sexy' Kai

Donald Trump took notice of his own daughter, Ivana, calling her "voluptuous." The leader of the Republican Party said that she was quite the "piece of ass," and suggested that if she wasn't his own daughter "perhaps" he'd be "dating her." Apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 

In typical Trump fashion, Don, Jr. also couldn't help himself when it comes to his own daughter. While getting made up in the make up room, Donald Trump, Jr. called his daughter, Kai, "sexy,"

"Getting make up. Make me look SEXY like you." 

In the viral cringeworthy moment, the father daughter pair simply smiled at each other as the camera rolled. It was clear. This had happened before. They were comfortable in this moment. 

As vomit-inducing as that clearly incestuous moment was, it went better than Don Jr.'s speech, which even his own father slept through. 

"Love me daddy, please love me!" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Don Jr. shouldn't feel too bad about his dad's lack of enthusiasm. Like the rest of us, the former president thought it would be a good time to nap during Vice Presidential candidate J.D. Vance's speech.

"Me love fascism. Women scare me lots." Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


 Trumpamania, Brother! 

Hogan turns heel, betrays America to lead a Nazi rally


The late great Iron Sheik wasn't wrong when he called Hulk Hogan a "dumb son of a bitch,"

"Hulk Hogan may have been a dumb son of a bitch in the ring, but outside the ring he was also a dumb son of a bitch." 

Hogan took some time off from selling his new beer and firing brand ambassadors due to the color of the skin, just so he could officially endorse a child rapist at this year's Republican Convention. Just when you think the entire thing might be below the presidency, remember that Donald Trump is an 88-time indicted convicted rapist. 

The Hulkster is famous for slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, but now even more infamous for his racism. While unknowingly being filmed having sex with his friend's wife, the ever-honorable Hogan lamented his daughter Brooke's penchant for Black men, 

"So it gets to the point where I don't know if Brooke is fucking the Black guy's son or they've been hanging out. I caught them holding hands together on the tour. They were getting close to kind of - I'm not a double standard type of guy. I'm a racist to a point, you know, fucking niggers, but then when it comes to nice people and - yeah, cool, when it comes to nice people, you gotta - you can't say...I don't give a fuck if she fucks with basketball players. If we're gonna fuck with niggers, let's get a rich one. I don't care, if he's a multi-millionaire." 

The comments were egregious enough to get Hulk Hogan fired from WWE, by Vince McMahon, of all people, hardly a beacon of tolerance.  Yet Hogan's overt racism saw him welcomed at this year's Republican Convention. 

Hogan rambled on with the typical MAGA talking points. Despite the Dow Jones being higher than it's ever been before, he rambled about the failing economy. Despite crime being down 26% under President Biden, he rambled about rampant crime. Unaware of the irony involved in supporting a lowlife scumbag criminal like Trump, Hogan, ever the salesman, enthusiastically said, 

"So all you criminals, all you lowlifes, all you scumbags....whatchya gonna do when Donald Trump and all the Trumpamaniacs run wild on you, brother?" 

Then in typical gay stripper fashion, Hulk Hogan removed his shirt while Donald Trump blew him kisses. In an astonishing display of cognitive dissonance, Hogan ripped through the American flag on his shirt to reveal a Trump/Vance '24 sleeveless campaign tee, which can be yours for the low price of your credibility, dignity, and immortal soul. 

Trump's Kisses

Not all of Trump's kisses went so well. 

There was Trump's often absent daughter Tiffany, for example. The black sheep of the deranged Trump klan went in to kiss her father and the Donald wasn't having it, leading to this cringeworthy moment. 

Then there was the icy cold response from former First Lady Melania Trump. Melania has been missing from the campaign trail and has curbed tradition, refusing to speak at the RNC. It's the first time in over thirty years that a candidate's wife refused to speak at the convention. She did appear in support of her husband and when he concluded his speech, gave him this icy friend-zone response, as he went in for a kiss. 

Most embarrassing of all was Trump's kiss of deceased fireman Corey Comperatore's uniform, at least in replica. In an attempt to politicize the murder of the man who took the bullet meant for Trump, the GOP had Comperatore's replica fire uniform on full display. Trump, who has no shame, went to kiss the uniform, only the Republican Party didn't even have the decency to spell Comperatore's name correctly on the back of the replica jacket. 

Comperatore not Compertore 

Hannibal Lecter

Trump's speech was disastrous. He broke his own record in giving the longest speech ever recorded at a convention, clocking in at more than 92 minutes, but are the ramblings of a geriatric gone mad even considered a speech? The former president rambled throughout, often stumbling over his words and painting a dark, hopeless, lie-filled version of America to the hateful bigots who can't get enough of such distasteful rhetoric. Immediate reaction from focus groups and independent were not good for Trump, as he failed to appease the fear of moderates, showing that he just can't avoid the irrational extremism that makes him unsuitable for the presidency. 

He did go off script to once again mention Hannibal Lecter, something the 78-year-old has continually done at rallies. Trump believes that Anthony Hopkins, the actor who plays Lecter in the 1991 Academy Award winning film, is a supporter. This is untrue, as Hopkins is a Greenpeace supporting environmentalist, but it doesn't keep Trump from repeatedly claiming it as fact. 

Showing no grasp of the issues America faces and displaying an astonishing incoherency, there have been no calls from the media for the former president to step aside. That apparently is reserved exclusively for the Democratic candidate. 

The MAGA Circus

To call the Republican Convention a circus would be unfair to circus clowns everywhere, but it's the best analogy for such a disastrous joke. On night one, Donald Trump walked out wearing a maxi pad-esque bandage over the ear which was allegedly shot. Some claim it was glass that hit the former president and not a bullet, leaving him with only a scratch, which is why it is bandaged, to save him the embarrassment of being caught in yet another con-job. 

Trump walked out onto the convention floor WWE style, slowly and theatrically, as the mainstream media gushed over his courage. 

By the very next night, the convention audience began wearing maxi pads over their own ears. This is the same group of people who, during a pandemic that claimed more than a million American lives, refused to wear masks because they looked stupid. While the pandemic raged on, they laughed unmasked and unvaccinated, accusing people of group think and subservience. They died in far greater numbers than those who followed the science, and thankfully so. Those who lived only minimized the impact of Covid-19, which in turn, cost more people their lives. The unvaccinated and unmasked were responsible for the virus spawning into new variants, causing the vaccination and treatments to be less effective. More people died because of such willful idiocy. This is the "pro-life" party. How long can a nation survive this kind of stupidity run amok? 

All of this just to emulate Trump and show solidarity with Dear Leader, or maybe it was to tune out some of that noise Kid Rock was making. In that case, carry on. 

Mmm Maxi Pad on ear good. Mask bad.

The whole thing could just be dismissed as silly, if it wasn't so dead serious, if the consequences weren't so drastic. Due primarily to the way in which the media has normalized the MAGA movement, Donald Trump has a good chance to be the next President of the United States even after leading an insurrection against his own government. Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Project 2025, Trump's deranged cultists look at him as a messiah figure. They claim a divine right to rule this country as they see fit, with their particular brand of hateful Christianity, twisted into their own crooked image. They ignore the words of Christ in Matthew 25:35-40, 

"Then the righteous will answer him, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you? And the King will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.'"

They ignore God's command in the Book of Leviticus, 

"When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt."

Yet, these same "followers of Christ" do to the Bible as they do unto all other books, they keep them closed and burn them. Instead, they blindly follow a false messiah in Donald Trump, who urges them to hold up signs like these, calling for the mass deportation of those they are commanded by God to love. 

"You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself."

Remember, this is the new Donald Trump the mainstream media promised us. This is the post-assassination Trump, the changed man who had a divine experience. It's all enough to make you want to scratch your pussy before you-know-who grabs it.

While there was no official Democratic response to the GOP Convention, we leave you with the following from former Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger:

FURTHER READING: MAGA Multiculturalism Meltdown








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