Doggone It: RFK Jr's Sordid Dog-Eat-Dog World
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| Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. enjoying a bite of dog. |
Aaron Rodgers' chosen presidential messiah, Robert Kennedy, Jr., was supposed to be different than all the rest and that's one expectation he has indeed lived up to. He of the chiseled physique and the worm holed brain is a favorite of the Joe Rogan's of the world, spouting pro-Russian talking points to testosterone heavy frat boys wherever he goes. Kennedy's campaign began simply as a Russian-led effort to destroy American democracy by siphoning Biden's votes and getting Trump back into the White House. Now that same campaign has hit some significant bumps in the road and run over the family dog too.
Like South Dakota governor Kristi Noem, Kennedy has a serious canine problem and America loves their four-legged best friends like no other nation on earth. Americans may forgive insurrection and even shooting someone on 5th Avenue, but won't ever forgive anyone who dares harm Fido.
According to a recent Vanity Fair article, the black sheep of the Kennedy Family enjoys dog, but not in the way one may think. Kennedy visited South Korea and did what any red blooded American - wait - what's that you say? He ate a what?
"Last year Robert Kennedy, Jr. texted a photograph to a friend. In the photo, RFK Jr., was posing alongside an unidentified woman with the barbecued remains of what appears to be a dog."
In the photo, the salivating Kennedy is wide mouthed about to take a considerable bite out of man's best barbecued friend. Later, everyone's least favorite Kennedy suggested to a friend that they may enjoy the South Korean restaurant that serves dog on the menu. It should be noted that this was all in the same year Kennedy was diagnosed with a literal brainworm, but yeah Biden's old. Kennedy claims the animal is only a lamb, but Vanity Fair contacted a team of veterinarians, who confirmed that the animal in the photograph is indeed a dog.
That isn't where Kennedy's sordid affairs end, however. Eliza Cooney, the Kennedy Family babysitter, reports that the 2024 presidential candidate sexually assaulted her numerous times, rubbing her legs and breasts without permission. Kennedy once snuck up behind her and cornered her in a pantry, forcing himself on her. On a separate occasion, he surprised her shirtless and asked for lotion to be rubbed up and down his back. Keep it classy, Bobby.
When questioned, the 2024 third party candidate did not deny the allegations,
"I am not a church boy....I had a very very rambunctious youth. I said in my announcement speech that I have so many skeletons in my closet that if they could all vote, I could run for King of the World....I am who I am."
BREAKING: When asked about the allegations that RFK Jr. sexually assualted his then 23 year old babysitter, his answer?
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) July 2, 2024
"I am not a church boy ... I said [there are] skeletons in my closet."
He then refused to comment. https://t.co/gpBUU52T7j pic.twitter.com/W9O6szExIb
Further, Kennedy's closest friends detail deviant sexual behavior, being sent unwanted pictures of female genitalia. The same friends are unsure as to whether the photos were taken with permission at all.
His ex-wife Mary Kennedy endured dozens of Robert's sordid affairs. After her heart was repeatedly broken and before she took her own life, she said the following about her husband,
"Poor Bobby, he's a sex addict, he's taking medication. It's so hard for him. My husband is a sex addict. My poor husband is sick."
All of this is really bad for anybody, but especially for a so-called presidential candidate. Still, it fails in comparison to murder. The notorious anti-vax Kennedy was an advisor to Samoa during a Measles outbreak in 2019. He took the opportunity to spread his anti-science rhetoric and the government listened. 83 people (mostly children) died as a direct result of Kennedy's misinformation.
There was a time that a joyous scream could end a presidential campaign, or the misspelling of the word 'potato,' but those times are long gone. Still, even with today's bottom feeder low standards, Bobby Kennedy may be the most egregiously lowly of all. One thing is certain, it's a dog-eat-dog world, and Kennedy is the vilest dog of them all. That says a whole lot, especially with a mongrel like Donald Trump in the race.
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