MAGA Loses Its Collective Hive Mind Over Easter Eggs

The Easter Bunny with President Joe Biden

Oh, the outrage! It never goes away. At least not for the MAGA movement, which eats up outrage like a Huvi vacuum on crack. This time, it's the Easter eggs that have driven MAGA mad. Yes, you read that correctly: Easter eggs. 

President Biden, like every modern president before him, is hosting an Easter egg hunt for the children of National Guard families. The family-oriented event features many activities designed for families including an Easter egg coloring contest. The event seeks to promote inclusion and not division, which is something foreign to the American far right. It is in the spirit of inclusion that the event's flyer excludes eggs with partisan statements, religious symbols or themes. 

Of course, the flyer made the rounds on social media and the far-right MAGA movement ate it up and injected it into their veins, "Feed me Seymour!"

The MAGA movement feeds on manufactured outrage.

After a day of accusing the church-going Biden of being the antichrist, those pesky facts came up once again, appropriately leaving the MAGA movement with proverbial egg on its face. 

In fact, President Biden has nothing to do with any of these rules. It is shocking after four years of a president who does nothing more than post on social media and golf, but the president is an exceptionally busy person. These events are set up by others and these rules specifically are set up by a third-party commission called the American Egg Board, but here's the kicker. President Trump and every modern president before him over the last 45 years have adhered to the same rules. So, once again this is another MAGA nothing burger set out to defame President Biden and fuel rage, all on a sacred holiday weekend they profess to care so much about. 

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